How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals!

Subject: How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals! Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:22 pm

Okay.
*Ish-Kreeable* and Mandy have decided that we should all write a book on how to stalk people. This could either make us a lot of money OR just get us some very strange looks.

BUT either way is good with me.

Soooooo....

Here we shall mark out the rules of what to do when stalking someone:

Rule 1: You need a pair of fake sunglasses and mustash (Spelling?).
Rule 2: You need a brown coat.
Rule 3: You must learn where they live.
Rule 4: Email address and phone numbers then follow.

Okay guys, we need your help in creating rules.

Posts : 14 Join date : 2008-01-09 Location : nowhere

here are some important rules

ALWAYS looks suspicious, then they will never Know
Always have a camera, preferably inside there house
Learn amazing wall crawling abilities
Remember normal ropes chafes, so go get some Japanese love rope
Always assume they don't know your following
Remember to shout surprise

here are some pictorial items to help you understand the methods of stalking

How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals! Candy

Subject: Re: How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals! Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:42 pm

Hazzzarh! Well done my dear whore. Some valuable advice there.
Any one else?

Posts : 14 Join date : 2008-01-09 Location : nowhere

i am not your whore, you haven't managed to collar me just yet
and i believe that they are not here yet, i belive they are AFK

Subject: Re: How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals! Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:07 pm

a ha

now too stalk succesifuly, it is advisible to go in a group of about 2, althou about the address not always neccersary *points too mine and jerusha's stalking of you* we never used to know where u live, we still succeeded, ok ok the address does make it easier but can be sorted if it is particulary hard to get hold of.

also:
drugs come in handy i.e. rephinol (cant spell sorry)
climbing abilitys helps
and carmofluage gear or coloured clothes also comes in handy

and prop more tht i cant think of right now

plus
*attaches color to jon* aha now ye are mine muwaha*choke* damn

Subject: Re: How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals! Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:57 am

Send them 50 emails a day, on an anonimous email address that can not be traced back to you
Make sure you are friends with them, or friendly with them that way they will never suspect that you are doing anything.
Make sure the camera is either in the bathroom ar thier bedroom (make sure it isn't their parents bedroom hehe)
Also a ladder could be useful, maybe an invisible one so that you can peer into their room (exept if the bedroom is downstairs like mine Wink

)
Have a cup of tea near by, it keeps you warm and is tasty. To make the stalking more enjoyable

Subject: Re: How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:22 pm

Always carry a newspaper, but watch out for lamp posts and stairs
when caught without your newspaper stare at the sky and whistle like emma ^^

Subject: Re: How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals! Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:21 am

Cling onto their legs woth your body =D =D
Wear a tortoise shell/ snail shell and shuffle along the ground....

Subject: Re: How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals! Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:13 pm

Hide behind...
* headges
* plants in pots
* lampposts
* bins
* letterboxes
Use the previously mentioned newspaper to get from each hiding place to the next as you follow your target, and if caught without a hiding place stare at the sky

Subject: Re: How To Stalk Your Fellow Mortals! Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:06 pm

follow thme into shops and buy things so you look busy

or fly on a gooose =D